vaporeon says: some people aren't worth

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losing your virginity to.

It's good because i'm still 20% virgin.
...fucking cunt..

Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex. (WHAT ?)
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given/recieved a handjob.
8. Given/recieved a blowjob.
9. Been verbally harassed
10. Verbally harassed somebody

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90% :3 mmm so secretivee. <3

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83% :D

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger (family. ._. it was odd. )
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs. [wooo heroinee! :D]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

31. Played strip anything.
32. Got paid to strip for something.
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken/ Sprained a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.[UH?]
37. Watched porn. [..there we go. who pays? :3 ]
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Shot a gun.
47. Stabbed yourself.
46. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.[we all put our momahs in derr. x] we all hadd come outta somewhereee.]
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed preppy.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed punk.
60. Been to a motocross race.[and monstuh truckk! :o the track was down the road from where i lived in the summer?! :] ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. checkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity. (: that guyy that had a tv show and was real funny but fucked up the tc show recentlyyy. :
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42%

71. Got caught stealing something. [not yett which is a surprisee.[: ]
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/ girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush. [ i didn't know she liked him till she bitched me out when he broke up with me. x] ]
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. [via popcorn.]
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/ girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.LOLWHATWELLdoes it count if they liked it?:|
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/ slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

TOTAL: 20%






also, i really had to do this when i saw someone do it.
~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~
[x] You are cute (comeon i hear i am. :)
[x] You love to play
[xsometimesiloveit.:]] You don't like getting into fights
[xbutsometimesit'ssofuckingnice,likeafterasurgery.] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[x] You have a best friend
[x] You love your best friend very much (refer to above)
[ ] You usually don't lie
[ ] You don't say bad words
[x] Most people love you
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[x] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals
------TOTAL: 9

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[xinthesummer.o__O;] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate the racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot
[x] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[x] You know most of your neighbors' names
[x] You can speak in another language than english.
[x] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week.
[what?] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water
------TOTAL: 10

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[ ] You are a street kid
[x] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[x] You have been shocked by electricity
[ ] You seriously need to get a life.
[ ] People say you're too egoistic
[ ] You have tried gangsta style
[ ] You try to be really cool
[x<3 i haven't seen him in likee a week. : ] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[xmuh stitchess count?] You hate something right now
------TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON~~~~
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] people try to calm you down
[x] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[xthe vicodine to kick in.:] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[xor purple. [: ] You would like to have red eyes.
[ ] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[ ] You don't like your life at a moment
----TOTAL: 9

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON~~~~
[xyuhh?!] You believe in magic
[x] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you (ON THE DAY BEFORE FUCKING VALENTINES DAY. ZACH MILLARD, YUH SUCKKK.;D lolol. i haven't talked to him in like weeeeks.)
[x] You really love someone
[x] You believe in love at first sight
[ ] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol
[ ] You are a goody-goody......
[ ] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[ ] You MUST do something right now
[I'm just reaaally fucking smart. hhehhehe] You are like a psychic
[ ] You have a great sight
------TOTAL: 6

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON~~~~
[xmost of the time. but after i watch certain things it petrifies me.] You love the dark.
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black.
[xFUCKYEAH] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[xjustmean..?] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[NO,FUCKTHEM] you have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[LOLOLOL] you are terrifyingly silent.
[.__.] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[ ] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[ ] you are somewhat of a loner.
[x] you love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
------TOTAL: 7

~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON~~~~wtf is this?
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons. (Colourful seasons)
[x] you adore the color green.
[x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[x] animals adore you and you adore them.
[x] you are a very peaceful person.
[x] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods.
[x] you are a vegetarian.
[x] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[x] you really can't stand cold days.
[sssome. c: x] people really love to be around you.
------TOTAL: 10

~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON~~~~
[ ] Winter days are your favourite seasons.
[ ] cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket.
[x] you have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[ ] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[x] you don't mind cold foods.
[x] You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times.
[ ] You adore very much the colour white.
[ ] you take long walks in the snow.
[ ] you have a cold personality.
[ ] people can't really call onto you for sympathy.
[ ] you have heard the song Cold by crossfade.
------TOTAL: 3


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I GET MY STITCHES OUT TOMORRROWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!?!<Mfalksdvmlkdzxmcklzmnckl

my doctor is going to be pissd to know i went on a running shopping/steal spree today around christiana mall and ended up sniffling and snorted me gelllllly spacers and coughed it out. :D

OH WELL

-i'm mentioning tom right now because he asked me not to anymore. -

I'm happy i didn't get pneumonia like they thought i was developing. x]

LIFE IS SO DAMN GOOD. >:]

My alice in wonderland obsession has hit a new all time high. .__.

But life is still pretty good. :D
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HYPADUDE21's avatar
86% Not including the little Eeveelution thing at the bottom! ^^